wouldn’t it be cool if jellyfish floated around in air instead of water but they didn’t sting you instead they gave you little kisses and rubbed your forehead with their tentacles
guys
isn’t a tampon kind of like a tiny cotton dildo?
No it’s a fat cotton ball that stops vaginas from fucking bleeding all over your shit
It sucks that sex is so frowned upon.
It’s like;
Yo. This is needed not only for procreation, but this shit feels 100000000000000 times better than masturbating. Yo.
No need to call people names cause they like sex and you can’t get any.
Booty booty booty booty rockin every—
Wait.
My butts too small for this shit.
I can’t. Thats. I just can’t.
I’m serious! It’s like I don’t have a butt
Lol start eating really fat food
I…
#GAYPARTY C:
am i invited?
EVERYONES INVITED TO THE GAY PARTY!
yEEHAWW
-DUBSTEP IN THE BACKROUND-
ew no dubstep
FUCK YOU. -BLASTS FUCKING BASSNECTOR
wow ur gay
ILL KILL U
CALM UR SHIT FAGGOTS
:”) loves u
omfg no hetero u fricker
Booty booty booty booty rockin every—
Wait.
My butts too small for this shit.
I can’t. Thats. I just can’t.
I’m serious! It’s like I don’t have a butt
Lol start eating really fat food
I…
#GAYPARTY C:
am i invited?
EVERYONES INVITED TO THE GAY PARTY!
yEEHAWW
-DUBSTEP IN THE BACKROUND-
ew no dubstep
FUCK YOU. -BLASTS FUCKING BASSNECTOR
wow ur gay
ILL KILL U
CALM UR SHIT FAGGOTS
Booty booty booty booty rockin every—
Wait.
My butts too small for this shit.
I can’t. Thats. I just can’t.
I’m serious! It’s like I don’t have a butt
Lol start eating really fat food
I…
#GAYPARTY C:
am i invited?
EVERYONES INVITED TO THE GAY PARTY!
yEEHAWW
-DUBSTEP IN THE BACKROUND-
ew no dubstep
FUCK YOU. -BLASTS FUCKING BASSNECTOR
wow ur gay
Holy shit u faggots need to calm ur shit
Booty booty booty booty rockin every—
Wait.
My butts too small for this shit.
I can’t. Thats. I just can’t.
I’m serious! It’s like I don’t have a butt
Lol start eating really fat food
I…
#GAYPARTY C:
am i invited?
EVERYONES INVITED TO THE GAY PARTY!
Booty booty booty booty rockin every—
Wait.
My butts too small for this shit.
I can’t. Thats. I just can’t.
I’m serious! It’s like I don’t have a butt
Lol start eating really fat food
I can’t. I’m on a healthy diet. Becides, it goes to my thighs and chest, and I can’t afford more clothing damnit.
-thinks of chest- ;—-; #tobadimgay AND DAMN GURL I LIKE DEM THEIGHS DOE
*shrugs* they’re gross. All of me is gross. #toobadimalesbian
